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eccentricmango:

Shaggy is asking the hard questions.

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magicmarie:

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thebigbadafro:

It’s a mix of hell and outer space.

how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then 

Outer space and the ocean mind fuck me

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topolk:

30+ years of adventures, mishaps, and shenanigans and I’m pretty sure this is the first time I’ve seen Mario and Luigi do anything plumbing related.

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cinemagorgeous:

The surreal and sometimes horrific art of Peter Mohrbacher.

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dahbahtman:

Geek Engagement Ring Boxes

  • Golden Snitch (Harry Potter)
  • Carl’s House (Up)
  • Harry Potter Book
  • Stargate
  • TARDIS (Doctor Who)
  • Wall-E
  • Toy Story 2
  • Super Mario
  • Poke Ball (Pokemon)
  • Companion Cube (Portal 2)

Geek Engagement Rings Pt.1 Geek Engagement Rings Pt.2 Geek Engagement Rings Pt.3

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juicyjacqulyn:

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scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

Ohhhhh man. That’s just… The burn hahahaha Too awesome

zkriesse:

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

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scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

Ohhhhh man. That’s just… The burn hahahaha Too awesome

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thedayofthedoctah:

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So they want to steal each other’s girlfriends?

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chalkandwater:

Lonesome George (c. 1912 - June 24, 2012) was the last Pinta Island Tortoise in existence. His subspecies was wiped out by invasive feral goats who devastated the native vegetation, leaving nothing for the tortoises to feed on. Found to be the only survivor of his kind, he was relocated from his native island in 1971 to the Charles Darwin Research Station on Santa Cruz Island where he stayed until he died of old age in 2012.

From David Attenborough’s encounter with Lonesome George in Life in Cold Blood.

Let that sink in. You’re seeing in this gifset an animal that is dead. An entire species that no longer exists. They are gone forever, and through images is the only way they will ever be experienced again.

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kattt-scratch:

whenever-were—alone:

gunrunnerhell:

Combat Contestant

22 year old Army Sgt. Theresa Vail is only the second member of the U.S Armed Forces to participate in the Miss America Pageant, where she caused quite a stir baring her ink during the swimsuit competition.

A qualified marksman, a master archer; she can sing opera but also quarter a deer after a successful hunt.

She’s my lady crush.

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gonorrheanna:

"So what good is it to be a swan if you only see an ugly duckling?"

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